-Al Capone The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder. -J.W. Curran "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton Mayor of Ottawa, 1962 "if i fell off a mountain, you'd stretch out your left hand towards me, and with your right hand on the mouse and your eyes glued to the moniter, would exclaim, "are you all right dear!?" " my 10 yr old daughter, speaking to her mother I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about. -Don Mazankowski, former Canadian Minister of Finance |