voltaire



If God created us in His image
we have certainly returned the compliment.
Voltaire

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered.
Voltaire

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Voltaire

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Voltaire